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Husband: Dekho Mujhe

Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .

Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->

146 chars (1 sms)


U can control your Breath but not Death

U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not





















LOOSE MOTION

178 chars (2 sms)


Ek Tapori ki wife

Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan

116 chars (1 sms)


When a man steals

When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry --

103 chars (1 sms)


By all means marry.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.

116 chars (1 sms)


A man inserted an

A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

153 chars (1 sms)


What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY

What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...

160 chars (1 sms)


Husband:u will never succeed

Husband:u will never succeed
in making DOGS obey u. . . !

Wife:Nonsense. . . . it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first. . . ;->

168 chars (2 sms)


Interviewer to Millionaire:

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->

256 chars (2 sms)


Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Wife: What is so interesting in me?




Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-

95 chars (1 sms)


Wife: What is 10 years with me?

Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->

155 chars (1 sms)


1st Friend:

1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->

140 chars (1 sms)


Man Receives Telegram

Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead.!

Should Be Buried or Cremated.?

Man: Don''t Take Any Chances.

Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->

144 chars (1 sms)


Wife : Do you want dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband:Sure, what are my choices?

Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->

97 chars (1 sms)


Who is a diplomat????

Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

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later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->

174 chars (2 sms)


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