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Marriage is the

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

87 chars (1 sms)


By All Means Marry

By All Means Marry


If U Get A Gud Wife


U’ll Become Happy


&


If U Get A Bad One


U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->

145 chars (1 sms)


here Is Some Career Advice

Here Is Some Career Advice


First, Listen To Your Heart




Then




Listen To Your Brains




Then




Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->

174 chars (2 sms)


Bhengi Wife:

Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?


Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->

170 chars (2 sms)


Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi

Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?''''

Husband:''''Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta''''

157 chars (1 sms)


Husbnd Make A

Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,

Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.

219 chars (2 sms)


Wife : Beggar

Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"

150 chars (1 sms)


1 Guy Ran Toi

1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->

182 chars (2 sms)


1 Guy Ran Toi

1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->

182 chars (2 sms)


Farooq Sattar''s

Farooq Sattar''s Wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?

He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"

157 chars (1 sms)


Friends r like Asian Paints :

Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"

167 chars (2 sms)


Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..

152 chars (1 sms)


Wife Says;

Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->

145 chars (1 sms)


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When A


Man Bring


His Wife Flowers


For No Reason,


There''s A Reason.

113 chars (1 sms)


=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=F

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When A


Man Bring


His Wife Flowers


For No Reason,


There''s A Reason.

113 chars (1 sms)


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