Search Results for 'wife'
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.
Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
116 chars (1 sms)
Height of embarrasment
Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAADME LAFDA KARTA HAI :p
155 chars (1 sms)
Things Wil Change
Class Room To Office
Books TO Files
Jeans To Formal
Pepsi To Juices
Girlfriend To Wife
What Will Never Change Is
DOSTI ? ;->
177 chars (2 sms)
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
lambay lana.
Husb:nhi laonga tm iska
galat istamak kro gi.
wife:tmhe q dard ho
raha hai tm me thoddi
dun gi.>
150 chars (1 sms)
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->
153 chars (1 sms)
Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha
Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?
Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
272 chars (2 sms)
Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. . . "
Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
100 chars (1 sms)
A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket
Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"
Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"
198 chars (2 sms)
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"It really works!"
312 chars (2 sms)
A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUSBAND wEn
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
she‘s WRONG EVEN..!!
lOlz
95 chars (1 sms)
A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
265 chars (2 sms)
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,
Wife: Wo kiA ???
.
.
.
.
.
HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-
156 chars (1 sms)