Search Results for 'wife'
Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
123 chars (1 sms)
A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.
302 chars (2 sms)
Wife: Suna hai k jannat main husband ko wife ke sath nahi rehne detay
Aisa kyun?
Husband: Arey paglee, isi liye to usay jannat kehte hain..
141 chars (1 sms)
1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend : Really?
1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
137 chars (1 sms)
Heaven is when u have
German car,
Amercian salary,
Chinese food
&
Pakistani Wife.
Hell is when Car is Chinese
food is German
wife is American
&
Salary Pakstani.
193 chars (2 sms)
Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "
164 chars (2 sms)
Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??
Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,
Ab Bhugtey.....
153 chars (1 sms)
A man speaks frantically into the phone,
"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
226 chars (2 sms)
Husband & wife are like Liver and Kidney. Husband is Liver & wife
Kidney.
If Liver fails, Kidney fails. If Kidney fails, Liver manages with
other Kidney...... ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar
141 chars (1 sms)
Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy
Husband: hw CAn u say dat?
Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->
155 chars (1 sms)
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->
136 chars (1 sms)
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?
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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.
Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
159 chars (1 sms)
After a quarrel..
Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P
170 chars (2 sms)
Doctor: U LooK ExactlY Like My 3rd Wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
DocTor: Two...
MoRaL: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->
140 chars (1 sms)