Search Results for 'zardari'
Kuch din pehley tak mein apney mobile par alaram laga kar sota tha ta k subha prayer k liye uth jayoon laikin jab sey zardari nein sadarat k liye ummeedwari ka elan kiya hai light na honey kee waja sey mein Azan sey pehley hee uth jata hoon,
Farq to parta hai,
"Geo Zardari" tu ein nirri bemari
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Zardari ka naya slogan,
Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
89 chars (1 sms)
yeh baat hum sab ko tasleem kar leni chahiye k kaheen na kaheen hum sab kee neeyat mein khot mojhood hai, agar aisa na ho Zardari(house of neeyat khot) president k liye apply kyun karey?
187 chars (2 sms)
Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad ...
Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad ....
Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran...
Quam, mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad...
Benazir dunya say farar...
Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal ...
Khoon main ranga sara saal...
Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal..
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar
426 chars (3 sms)
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?
Pathan:
Pata nahi..?
Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?
Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
166 chars (2 sms)
Faraz In Arabic;
Zardari Un Hukmaara Nun Azaabun Fee Insaana Fasa Dun Faraz,
Aata-Tunn Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Al Kuuttun Kameenun.
155 chars (1 sms)
After watching Bush''s treatment,
Zardari has
ordered
all future
press conferences
be held
inside a mosque ;-)
118 chars (1 sms)
ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...
SOCHO
SOCHO
AUR SOCHO
NAHIN MALOOM?
CHALO ME BATATA HUN
REHMAN DAKAIT.. :-)
143 chars (1 sms)
FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"
HERO:Pervez Musharaf
HEROINE:Benazir
VILLAIN:PML Q
SCRIPTED IN:Dubai
SHOOTED IN:Pakistan
CHARACTER ACTOR:Amin Fahem
Friendly Appearence:Altaf Hussain
Comedian:Sheikh Rashed
Supporting Actor:CIA
Characterless Actors:Chaudries
Dancers:Sherry Rehman
Kashmala Tariq
Summera Malik
Music by:MQM
Action by:jàil k sathi
Suspence by:AL-QAIDA
Financed by:Anti Pakistan group Producer:Asif Ali Zardari . . . ;->
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Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen
Kyun ke
Kal TV pe ASIF ZARDARI keh rahy thy ke
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kehar ghra se BHUTTO nikle ga
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aby yaar jaldi tv lagao zardari ko mardia hai.
kia hua roz afwaah sun rahy hona aaj aik humari tarafsy sahi ;-)
175 chars (2 sms)
Asif Zardari ne
Nawaz Sharif ko
Wazart-e-Uzma ki
paish-kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
"tum wazarat sanbhalo main Uzma ko sanbhalta hon".
144 chars (1 sms)
President "Pakistani"
Leadrship "Purani"
Army Chief "Kiani"
Prime Minister "Gillani"
Speaker "Zanani"
Nawaz Shrif Ki "Shetani"
Zardari Ki "Karastani"
Judges Ki "Baimani"
Wkla Ki "Manmani"
Ministers Ki "Farawani"
Awam Ki "Preshani"
Na "AATA"
Na "BIJLI"
Na "PANI"
Wah Re Wah teri Qismat "PAKISTANI" ;->
318 chars (2 sms)
Asif Zardari ne
Islamabad men
Nawaz Sharef k
Sath MilKr
Coca Cola pi
Or Nawaz Sharif
ne Kaha K Judge
Kab Bahal Hongy?
To Zardari ne Kaha
BRRRRRRRRRRR!!
176 chars (2 sms)
Bakhtawar : Papa Ap Ko Pata Hai Kiya AATA, CHAWAL, Kis Rung K Hote Hain?
Zardari : Beta White
Bakhtawar : Jhoot Wo Toh Black Hote Hain
141 chars (1 sms)