Search Results for 'zardari'
Arz kia hy.
Ye dolat bhi lelo,
Ye shuhrat bhi lelo,
Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani,
mgr mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan,
wo kaghaz ki kashti, wo barish ka pani,
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REMIX.
Ye zardari bhi LeLo,
Ye Altaf bhi LeLo,
Ye imran bhi LeLo,
Ye Molana bhi LeLo. Bhalay cheen Lo hum se
hamari hina rubani
Magar humko Lota do qeematein purani
wo Aata
wo Chini
wo Bijli
wo Pani
Bri mehrbani. Bri mehrbani
New sms ha abhi markit ma aaya hai ghuma do!
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Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,
Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…
OR
Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…
130 chars (1 sms)
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay
Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
154 chars (1 sms)
Zardari :
Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee…
Pathan:
Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.
158 chars (1 sms)
A famous Russian quote:
“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”
it’s true!
see crying Veena Malik;’(
smiling Zardari:)
170 chars (2 sms)
macher ne 1admi ko
din me kata
admin ne kaha tum to raat me kaattay hona?
macher bola
zardari ka dor hai
ghar k halat
kharab hein
overtime ker raha
hoon.
159 chars (1 sms)
"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai
jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"
(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)
146 chars (1 sms)
America K Hamlo''n Main
Khud-kash Dhamako''nMain
Mehangai Aur Berozgari Main
Load Shedding Aur Aaty Ki Qillat Main
Maghrib k Rasm-e-Rivaj Main
Musharraf Ki Nijat Main
Wakilo''n Ki Baghawat Main
Aur
Zardari Ki Sadarat Main
Aap Ko
Eid Mubarak .... ;->
280 chars (2 sms)
A msg rec by gov of pak frm n unknwn num,
9-dec-08 Pakistan k liye boht bhayanak din hoga, jo sari dunia k liye ek khofnak misal ban jaega, hmare log pakistan k kone kone mei phel gaye hain, or apne ozaro k sath tayar hain, suraj tlu hote hi pakistan mei khoon ki nadia behengi, ek b
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janwar nhi chorenge, sb ko qurban krdenge, ALLAHU AKBER
frm: ZKA (Zardari Kasai Association)
HAPPY EID in Adv. :p ;->
440 chars (3 sms)
A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
433 chars (3 sms)
Just Imagine
Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.
Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:
"Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"
And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.
After 6 Months Of Palin''s Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)
Geo Zardari.
436 chars (3 sms)
Announcement In
Zardari''s Chartd Plane ...
Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...
162 chars (2 sms)
jaatey jaatey wo mujh par ehsan kar ghayee,
insurance policy sey jeena aasan kar ghayee
aur apni marzi sey badalta hoon jamhuriat k gear,
yun lagta hai naam merey Pakistan kar ghayee
(thoughts of mr.zardari)
sorry zardari g public demand hai kya karein
263 chars (2 sms)
zardari aur Nawaz kee dosti aaj kal k pyar kee tarha hai,
naheen mantey,
Proof: "jab larki flirt karney k liye kehti hai"I love You" to larkey ko lagta hai k jaisay uss nein kya kar diya hai, halankey haqeeqat mein kuch b naheen hota"
Issi tarha jab zardari muskura detein hein to nawaz samjhtey hein k maumla suljh ghaya halankey hota kuch b nahee
354 chars (3 sms)
aaj purani rahoon sey koi mujhe awaz na dey, dard mein doobey gheet na dey ghum ka sisakta saaz na dey,
(Zardari)
hum chord chaley hein mehfil ko yaad aaye kabhi to mat rona. (Nawaz Sharif)
socha tha pyar na karein ghey, hum na rice pe marein ghey.(Pervaiz)
262 chars (2 sms)