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Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,
SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,
"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)
162 chars (2 sms)
Happy Summer season
With great Offers
Mota Mota Machar
Lots of Makhiaan
And
Long Time Load Shading
Enjoy it and Keep smiling
142 chars (1 sms)
Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?
Boy!
Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,
Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)
173 chars (2 sms)
Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge
Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1TT Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->
258 chars (2 sms)
"zardari k liye Mazmoon"
ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.
468 chars (3 sms)
Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?
Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa
uFf
Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->
184 chars (2 sms)
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho LAHORE mein..
Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..
Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..
Pyaari si ik saali ho,
Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho LAHORE mein..
261 chars (2 sms)
ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!
Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
104 chars (1 sms)
DARD NAK KAHANI.
aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.
Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.
Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur
Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->
330 chars (3 sms)
DARD NAK KAHANI.
aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.
Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.
Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur
Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->
330 chars (3 sms)
Dentist Ki Beti-
Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?
Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua
Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
112 chars (1 sms)
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY
104 chars (1 sms)
Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,
Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,
Ye Sab Karachi Se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->
242 chars (2 sms)
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206 chars (2 sms)