Search Results for 'shadi'
Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,
Wife:Konsa ?
Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.
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Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.
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Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D
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Defence ka nazara.
liberty ka fawara.
shadi tumhari honi nahi.
karo poondi py guzara.
111 chars (1 sms)
Aaj Se 15 Saal Pehle Sirf Ameer Log Hi Candle Light Diner Karte That .....
Magar Aj Har Koi Candel Light Diner Karrta Hai ( Due To Loud Shading )
JEO MUSHARAF
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AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA
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Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
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Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
137 chars (1 sms)
Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!
Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!
Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->
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Select any one colour then I will tell U k aapki shadi kis tarah hogi..
Blue
Green
Pink
orange
red
purple
BlacK
Look result
Blue: Go against ur parents
Green:Love+Arange
Pink:Love Marriage
orange:Runner marriage
red:Arrange Marriage
purple:wid Friend
BlacK:No marriage
286 chars (2 sms)
One Crazy Question For You:
Agar Meri Shaadi aapki Marzi se hoti to aap meri Shadi kis se Karwatay?
Fwd It to your friends and cousins and get funny replies.
But Reply Me First.
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Is Sawal Ka Jawab Do
Shadi Se Pehle Dulhan Ka Baap Dulhe Ko Kya Deta Hai?
Jo Shadi K Baad Wapas Leta Hai..?
Baap Apna Naam Wapis Laita Hai Bcoz Wife Husband K Name Apnay Saath Use Karti Hai
Its Challenge 4 U?
Ans) Chain, Sukh, Neendh, Khushi Etc.
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Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan
Papa:
Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.
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Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife..
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