Two friends were at the zoo and one said to the other "What does your Dad do
for work". He drives a coach. "What about yours?" asked the second boy in
return. "He's a lawyer" came the reply. "Honest" exclaimed the first boy "No,
he's like all the others" came the reply.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1159 views

Race lagate hain

santa:chal race lagate hain, jo harega wo rs.1000
dega. banta :thik hai par mujhe rasta nahi pata .
santa:bas tu mere peece peeche rehna.
banta :thanx bhai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

photo leni hai.

SANTA:- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada?

BANTA:- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Why is Salman Khan disturbed

Why is Salman Khan disturbed these days?

Usi girlfriend jawaan ho gayi hai,aur bhabhi badnaam ho gayi hai…!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Height of Attitude :

Height of Attitude :
1 lady see a boy of 5 years is smoking. . . . . . . . .
Lady :- kya tumhare dad ko malum hai, ki tum
smoking karte ho.??
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Boy (dhua udate huye) : kya tumhare husband ko
malum hai , ki tum abhi kisi gair "MARD" se bat
kar rahi ho.????

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Don’t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty

Sardar Jee As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height

Hero: I Don’t Knw Swiming

Sardar Jee : Oye Don’t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty …

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)