Two friends were at the zoo and one said to the other "What does your Dad do
for work". He drives a coach. "What about yours?" asked the second boy in
return. "He's a lawyer" came the reply. "Honest" exclaimed the first boy "No,
he's like all the others" came the reply.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1015 views

2 choohay darakht pe bethy thy

2 choohay darakht pe bethy thy nechy se ek haathi guzra
ek chooha hathi py ja gira...!!!

dosra chooha bola,
daba k rakh saalay ko, mein bhi aata hoon..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Email to William Shakespeare

Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespeare.

Banta: William Shakespeare
Is Dead, Stupid..

Santa: No Wonder, He Hasn't Replied As Well...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Haye Kitni Pyari Bacchi Hai

Ek Choti Si Pyari Bacchi Ek Dukaan Pe Gayi Aur Boli

Bacchi: “Uncle, Jab Mein Badi Ho Jaungi To Aap Apne Bete Ki Shaadi Mujhse Karoge?”

Dukaandar Muskura Ke Bade Pyar Se Bola: “Haan Beta Zarur Kar Dunga”

Bacchi: “To Uncle, Apni Hone Wali Bahu Ko Ek Dairymilk Do Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Social Work

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr
bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka
board lagaya tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

police wale ka beta

aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya

uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)