Purani khawat
Purani Kahawat he ki sote samay tension ko
sath leke nahi sona chahiye Phir bhi log Pata
Nahi kyo Biwi ko sath leke sote ha..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 850 views
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Judge:
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Ay Logo!
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Ghar
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Tarah Chamky
Ga Jis Ghar Mai
U.P.S Ho
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Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
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Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”
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Money in Books.
Wife: Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don't know what to do.
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Husband: Keep it in his Books. I know he will never touch them.
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