Girl:
Jab tumhe meri yaad ati hai to tum kya karte
ho..?
.
.
Boy:
Main tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur
tum?
.
.
.
GIRL:
Main GOLD FLAKE pi leti hu..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 806 views

A Man Is Almost About To Die

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."

His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa-English me jhopdi ko kya kehte h?

Santa-English me jhopdi ko kya kehte h?
Banta- Hut
Santa- English aati nahi to daant te Q ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A boy was behind Tree

A boy was behind Tree Park with his girl-friend in A ...
Old man: Beta, hamari Sanskriti Hai Ye kya?
Boy: Nahin uncle! Ye Hai Pallavi.
Aap Ke Piche check dusre Karo ped.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K, Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.

Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe Gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

William Cheater

"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
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(William Cheater)

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)