Funny Pandit Ji

Funny Pandit Ji: Raat mujhe ik admi ne CHAKU dikhakr loot liya.

Friend: Lekin tumare pas to Gun hoti hai.

Funny Pandit Ji: Wo maine chupa di
warna wo bi loot leta !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 646 views
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