Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1004 views

Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga

Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,

banta- mai khol du,

santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Choose number

Choose 1 number k ap ki shadi kis gharane me ho gi.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8

ufff. Ap ho tum mat chuno kiun kisi ki zindagi kharab karte ho

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar ki wife romantic mood main

Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli “kuch samjhe”?

Sardar: Haan, kameeni. Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti ha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Chipkali Kaan Ke Andar

Doctor - Jab apko pata tha chhipkali apke Kaan me ja rahi hai,... to aap chup kyo the?

Patient - Pehle cockroach gaya tha, maine socha use pakadne ja rahi hogi. Isiliye main chup thi.

Par yeh toh cockroach ko khake andar so hi gaya. Isiliye nikalne aya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In Husband Wife Fighting

In Husband Wife Fighting
Husband - What you said me DOG….. How dare you ??
Silence

Husband asks again?

Again Silence

He asked again

Wife- Oh my darling I did’nt said you DOG but please stop barking…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)