Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya
Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya or bola : Aik Samosa dedo
samosa leny ke baad bola aik rol dedo
or rol ke baad bola aik pepsi dedo
or pepsi le kar janey laga to samose wala bola mere paise to do
pathan : konse paise
samose wala : pepsi ke
pathan : pepsi to meney rol ke badle li hai
samose wala : to rol ke paise
pathan : rol to meiny samose ke badle lia hai
samose wala : to samose ke de de
pathan : Abey pagal ho gaya hai kia samosa to mainy wapas kar dia
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 509 views
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A Big Difference
Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Santa ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Santa ji mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Santa: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
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Jalebi aur ladkiyo me kya similiarity hai..??
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Dono hi kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,
Par hoti bahut sweet hai!
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