Patient: I will be fine after the operation, right?

Doctor: yes. But the operation is very complicated. Nine out of ten people die after this operation.

Patient: What? Then how come you are getting sure about my safety?

Doctor: Maybe you are the luckiest tenth person.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 921 views

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha. Meray Abbu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay hain jaisay sher, tandurust itnay hain jitna hathi aur aakhein to baz ki tarah teiz hain.

Doosra dost foran bola: agar hum in ko deikhna chahein to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

India me bollywood hai

India me bollywood hai
America me hollywood hai
to phir england me kya hai?
Guess
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Collingwood..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...




2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pathan khali kaghaz ko

Pathan khali kaghaz ko bar bar choom raha tha

Punjabi:Ye kya hai?

Pathan:Love letter aya hai.

Punjabi:Magar ye to khali hai

Pathan:Aj kal bol chal band hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Anil Ambani was sufferring from

Anil Ambani was sufferring from loose-motions.
He went to a doctor.

Dr asked him:Whats your problem?
Ambani:Unlimited free out going with variety of ring tones..............

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)