Operation Theatre

Patient: I will be fine after the operation, right?

Doctor: yes. But the operation is very complicated. Nine out of ten people die after this operation.

Patient: What? Then how come you are getting sure about my safety?

Doctor: Maybe you are the luckiest tenth person.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 692 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Yar Kal Main Tennu Kinni Wari

Sardar: Yar Kal Main Tennu Kinni Wari Cal Keti Par Tu Phone Nai Chukya SHEIKH: Kyn Chukan?

Jera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana
Lugwaya A O Tera Peo
Sunay Ga??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo

Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, papa aa gye hai.

Boy:- Lekin ye 13v mnzil hai,

Girl:- Janu ye shagun - apshagun sochne ka waqt nhi hai jaldi kudo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai

Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai,
Nurse: Is Mein 7 Tanke Lagen Gy,
Pathan: Kitna Paisa lo Gi…?
Nurse: 2000 Rup
Pathan: Baji Sirf Tanka Lagwana Hy Karhai Ni Karwana….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boy wished to girl before exam

Boy wished to girl before exam: Hey all the best

Girl wished: All the best to you too

But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
love

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
...Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)
Santa raat ko cycle

Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 sardar bus main betha

1 sardar bus main betha

us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola “molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
6 Aya To?

2 Sardar Soldiers Captured A Enemy

Gave Him A Dice & Said:
If U Get 1,2,3,4,5 V’ll Kill U!

Enemy Asks: 6 Aya To?

Sardars: Then, Throw Again…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jo aankhon se hamesha

Jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain Door

Wah Wah

jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain door
.
.
.
.
.
Wo Question Exam me aatey hain Zaroor.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
machcher gun-gun kar

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.

Thodi der bad

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Call Mat Karna

heater.

Japan mein 2 dost thy

Pathan

Baba ranchoddas said

Sar dard ki goli

Dahi ki english btao

Sardar Se Dahi Ki English Btao

Girlfriend: Kal Mera Birthda..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook