gosht nahi lana pre ga
Husband: Lagta hai Paros ma Bakra Halal ho raha hai Acha hai aaj Gosht nahin lana parrega
Bv: Tum apnay kaan saaf karwao Altaf Bhai TV pe khitab kar rahe hai
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 892 views
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EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR
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Boyfriend uske ghar gya
Sach me koi nahi tha
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Larki: Chand kahan hai??
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After Marriage
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Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,
Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja
sakti,
Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,
Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum
bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?
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Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
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by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)