Santa calls WHITE HOUSE
Santa calls WHITE HOUSE
Santa: I want to become the next president of USA.
Obama: Are u an Idiot?
Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 835 views
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