Santa calls WHITE HOUSE
Santa: I want to become the next president of USA.
Obama: Are u an Idiot?
Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 619 views

Mai tumhare liye sab chhod dunga

Boy:Mai tumhare liye sab chhod dunga
Girl:Maa,Papa? Boy:Haan
Girl:Apne Dost?
Boy:Haan
Girl: daru?
Boy: Didi ghar jao, Aapke papa parishan ho rahe honge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ki maa

Santa ki maa:-
20 Saal Tk Meri Koi aulad Ni Hui

press reporter:
fir apne kya kiya?

Maa:-Fir me 21 Saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi karai
"Fir Ja k SANTA Hua"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

KAL KI ROTI
Ek fakir pathan k pas aya.
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Pathan: kal ki roti kha lo ge?
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Fakir: ji kha lon ga.
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Pathan: Thk hy. Tu phr kal time se a jana....:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Retired Couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future.

"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband asked wife.

After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age."

Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dua manzoor ho gai

1 gadda ro ro k dua kar raha tha k mujhe parhna likhna aa jae
wo lamha qaboliyat ka tha ;-
us ki dua qabool howi

aur

ab masha Allah wo ye parh raha hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)