Ek Hotel Jo Sirf Naye

Ek Hotel Jo Sirf Naye
Shadi-Shuda Couples Ke Honeymoon Ke Liye Bana Tha,
Uske Gate Pe Ek Bada Sa Sign

Board Laga Tha, Jispe Likha Tha.
Kripya Khidki Ke Parde Hamesha Dal Ke Rakhe,

Aapka Pyar Andha Ho Sakta Hai Par Humara Staff Nahi.

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