Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views

Kutta Kaat Lega

Kutta Kaat Lega In park, a boy & girl were sitting!
2 dogs kissed each other

Boy- Jaanu agar tum bura na mano, to main bhi..

Girl- Ok! Par sambhalkar! Kutta kaat lega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 kamchor

1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.
Sb wahin bethe rahe
3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae.

Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. Unka janaza parhaya or dafan krne k liye qabrstan le gae.

Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k “oye me zinda hon”
Baki 2no bole “Ja fir namak le k aa

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Laloo and Rabri apply

Laloo and Rabri apply for divorce.

Judge: You have 9 children, how will you divide them equally.

Laloo thinks for a moment and tells Rabri: Dear, let's move home, we will apply for divorce after 9 months

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I Like 3 Things In My Life

I Like 3 Things In My Life:
1) Biryani
2) Pepsi
3) YOU…
Reason: Biryani 4 Eating…
Pepsi 4 Drinking…
YOU . . Oye Hoye…
Bartan Kon Dhoye Ga? You.. :-D:-) :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Done Dana Done

Teacher to a student: "Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya."

Student : He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)