"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too concerned about making money."

"Why do you think that?"

"Listen to this from his bill: 'Cost for waking up at night and thinking about your case: $50.99."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Na cheeno mere mulk ki

Na cheeno mere mulk ki larkiyoo se Mobile ki service "REHMÄÑ MÄLIK"

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Ek yahi to kam hai jis ki waja se wo gar k kam waqt se pehly kr leti hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Due To Rain , No Match

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Smart Log Kyu Busy Rahte Hai?

Smart Log Hamesha Ye Kyu Kahte Hai Ki

Main Abhi Busy Hoon,
Socho ?

Baad Mein Bataunga, Main Abhi Busy Hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale

Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the ,Shahrukh gaya Shahrukh gayab,
Saif gaya, Saif gayab, Aamir gaya, Aamir gayab, Mallika Sherawat gayi, Bhagwan gayab

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)