"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too concerned about making money."

"Why do you think that?"

"Listen to this from his bill: 'Cost for waking up at night and thinking about your case: $50.99."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 940 views

munna bhai

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know whois Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga

Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga

Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi rahaa hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Reporter To Meera: What Is Your Favorite Dish & Drink?

Reporter To Meera: What Is Your Favorite Dish & Drink?
MEERA: Mother Of Potato & one Leg Mango Juice
Reporter: Main Samjha Nahi!?

MEERA: Oh My God! You Pendu’s, Ek To Tum Peoples Ko English Nahi Aati. Main Ne Kaha Mujhe
Aaloo Keema aur Langray Aam Ka Juice Pasand Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Proposing A Girl

Sardar Proposing A Girl

Terey Baghair Mein Kissey Din Wee Nayeen Sutta
Har Raat Khana Nayee Khada

Tey Hor Iss Toon Wad Kee Dassan K Ratee Sutyan
Mein Eena Dinna Wich Kissey Hor Da Naa Wee Nayee Leya

Bas Tasveeran Vekhda Saan Hun Tey Man
Ja K Mein Bas Tera Waan
(Toon Man Ja Baqi Tey Maniyan Ee Nein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)