Very Greedy Lawyer
"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too concerned about making money."
"Why do you think that?"
"Listen to this from his bill: 'Cost for waking up at night and thinking about your case: $50.99."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views
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