A teacher broke traffic signal
A teacher broke traffic signal
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Police officer arest her
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Teacher please let me go"I am a teacher"
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Police officer"oh ho i have waited this moment
whole year"
Now write 10000 times that
"I WILL NEVER BREAK TRAFFIC SIGNAL AGAIN"
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Ye Hota Hai Badla
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 924 views
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