Apna Samman Kahi Aur Rakho
Train me ik Funny Desi Sardar ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Gujarati Gujju baitha tha.
Gujarati Gujju: Sardarji, apna samman kahi aur rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.
Desi Sardar: Koi baat nahi friend, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views
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