March 19th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

The Human Brain is awesome

it functions 24 hours a day

from the day we are born

and only stops when

we are taking an exam

or

Fall in love

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1823 views

Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1980

1980-bhaisab enginir sahab ka ghar konsa hai?
wo jobada bangala hai wo
2014-xcuse me yaha enginir sahab ka ghar konsa
hai?
abey kisi b ghar me ghus ja

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Obama pakistan Aya To Ak Deewar par Likha tha

Obama pakistan Aya To Ak Deewar par Likha tha

Obama kanjar:DDD

Obama Nay Ak Pakistani Say Pocha kanjar Ka Matlab Kya Hota ha

Pakistani Ne kaha is ka matlab hai.

WATAN SE PIYAR KARNAY WALA:P

Phir Obama (India) Gaya Aur Taqreer main kahan Mujhe pata ha

Aap sub kanjar hain:D

Main khud bohat bara kanjar hoon:-PPPP

Lakin Main ne GANDI say bara kanjar Aaj Tak nahi dakha:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

women

Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

A pathan child was weeping.

A pathan child was weeping. Teacher asked what happened.
Child replied, “Our school bell has broken.”

Teacher said, “Why r u weeping?”
Child replied,” How school will off now?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)