Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya
A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.
Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views
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