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Parle-G Biscuit Wala Ladka abhi tak bada nahi hua..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1027 views

A Barrage Of Obama Jokes

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Padai karo varna koi

Sir 2 me :Padai karo varna koi tumhe job nai dega

Me 2 sir :Padai wo log krte h jise job chahiye ham to job dene walo me se hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wife n neighbours wife

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye building kitne din mai

AMERICAN : Ye building kitne din mai bani hai?

PATHAN : 1 maah main,
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AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hai,
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Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha : Ye building kitny din main bani hai?

PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,

AMERICAN : Hmare mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hai,

Habib bank plaza k pas sey guzrey to AMERICAN ne poucha : Ye building kitney din main bani hai.?

PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mast Chai Peeni Hai?

Santa Ek Din Gumte Gumte Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Ja Pahuncha.

Banta Badi Khushi Se Mila Aur Usko Bithata Hua Bola.

Banta: “Yaar Aaj Teri Bhabhi Ghar Pe Nahi Hai, Warna Mein Tujhe Bhadiya Si Chai Pilata”

Santa: “Oye Kanjus Kabhi To Doodh Market Se Bhi Le Liya Kar?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)