Car Se Takkar Hone Ki Wajah Se Ek Banda Behosh Ho Gaya

Patni Ne Fatafatt Doctor Ko Fon Milaya To Ek Kafi Bada Doctor Mauke Pe Pahuncha

Marij Ko Check Karke Bola: “Ye To Mar Gaya Hai”

Itni Der Mein Marij Ko Bhi Hosh Aa Gaya Tha, Usne Ye Suna To Gabrate Hue Bola

Mareej: “Nahi Nahi, Main To Zinda Hun”

Ye Sunte Hi Marij Ki Biwi Use Boli: “Kuch To Soch Samjh Kar Bola Kijiye, Itne Bade Doctor Hai Jhooth Bolenge Kya?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 774 views

Yun to bahut se "LOG

Yun to bahut se "LOG" hai jo 14th Feb ko propose krte hai
.

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Meri Maano to "1st April" ko propose kro
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Man gayi to 'I LOVE YOU'
gussa kiya to
'APRIL FOOL'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye

Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.

Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aadat bhi bohat milti hai.

Ek Pathan Airhostess se: "Aapki shakal meri BV se bohat milti hai."
Airhostess ek zor daar thappar us pathan kay mun par marti hai.

Pathan:"Aadat bhi bohat milti hai."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

kal tumhare mayke jane

Baniya : kal tumhare mayke jane ke baad raat ko chor aa gaye. Unhone mujhe khub pita aur murga bhi bana diya.

Wife : to kya aapne shor nahi machaya.

Baniya : mein kya darpok hu jo shor machaunga!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Knjus hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha

1 Knjus hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha
Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?

Knjus-DETOL ki shishi foot gayi h
Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,La teri b ungli katu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)