Example Of A Smart Doctor
Nurse: “Sir, Your Wife’s Phone”
Doctor: “What’s The Matter?”
Nurse: “She Wants To Kiss You”
Doctor: “I’m Busy, You Take Her Kiss & Give Me Later“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views
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