Pakistan Ki Pedaaish

Aik Aadmi Doosray Se:
Bhai Ye Khushi Aur Sakoon
Kya Hota Hai ?

Doosra Aadmi:
Pata Nahi Bhai Meri To Pedaaish Hi
Pakistan Ki Hai…;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views
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