In a train, Sardar keep his luggage above the seat
at luggage place. A man was sitting below.
Man: Sardarji, place your luggage somewhere else.
It will fell on mine. Sardar: Don’t worry friend,
there is no breakable item in it.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1233 views

Pathan Aur Traffic Police

Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
Traffic-Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha
K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
Chalan Hoga

Pathan: Dhiyaan Se Dekh Neechey
Andhay Four Wheel Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A boy searching these words

A boy searching these words on google "Free dinner at 5 star hotel"

Google, Search reply
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insan ka bach baan ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardarni sharmate hue

Sardarni (Sharmatey Huey) :
Sardar G Saade Kaar Ek
Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey .. !
Sardar : Le Feer Main Zarra Nass K
Botlaan Le Awaan ….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

One second sir

Sardar ney ghar
say airport enquiry call ki aur poochha.


Madam punjab say AMERICA tak ka kitna saffar hay?

Receptionist.
One second sir

Sardar
Ok thanks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Interviewer to MillionairE

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)