BOSS said to an employee
BOSS said to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?"
EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it."
BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to attend your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you
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