Boyfriend: Main Tumhe Kab Call karun???
Girlfriend: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. :D

BF: Kal Main ne Call kiya tha..!! GF: Acha.. Par Utni jaldi nehi uthti Main.

... BF: Hmm.. To Main kal 11 Baje Call Karunga ?!
GF: Nahi, tab to Papa Ghar pehonge..

BF: To 3 Baje Call Karta hoon..
GF: Nahi, tab to Lunch ka Time hoga Na..

BF: To phir 5 Baje???
GF: Nahi, Tab to favorite Serial dekh rahi Hungi..

BF: To Raat ko Call karuga..??
GF: Nahi, Raat ko sab Waapas Ghar hote Hain..

BF: To Main Aakhir Call kab karun ???
GF: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1269 views

Sardar Ny Chalnge Kia K

Sardar Ny Chalnge Kia K
Vo Minar E Pakistan Ko Sir Pr Utha Kr India Ja Skta Hy,

Hazaron Log Ekathe Ho Gay

Sardar Bola: “Inu Chuk K Mery Sir Ty Rakho”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek kunwein mein kutta gir gaya

Ek kunwein mein kutta gir gaya

Kuch log kunwe ko pak karne k liye Molvi k pas gaye

Molvi ny kaha k 200 baalti pani nikalo pak ho jaiega,

Magr kuch din bad pani se smell aane lagi log dusre molvi k pas gaye usne 400 baalti nikalne ko kaha

Magr same result

Phir log teesre Molvi k pass gaye usne kaha pehle kutta to nikalo Jahilo!

Moral:

Dear Pakistaniyo humein B pehle "KUTTA" nikalna hoga! Phir pakistan say pani niklay ga...

Smjh to gaye ho gy ap

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

25 Sardar train k piche bhag

25 Sardar
train k piche bhag rhe the

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24 Chad gaye,
toh train me logo ne kaha.
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WellDone guys
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Sardar-Kya Khak WellDone
kamino, :@

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Saala jana to usko tha
hum to sirf choodne aye the...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks

Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)