Boyfriend: Main Tumhe Kab Call karun???
Girlfriend: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. :D

BF: Kal Main ne Call kiya tha..!! GF: Acha.. Par Utni jaldi nehi uthti Main.

... BF: Hmm.. To Main kal 11 Baje Call Karunga ?!
GF: Nahi, tab to Papa Ghar pehonge..

BF: To 3 Baje Call Karta hoon..
GF: Nahi, tab to Lunch ka Time hoga Na..

BF: To phir 5 Baje???
GF: Nahi, Tab to favorite Serial dekh rahi Hungi..

BF: To Raat ko Call karuga..??
GF: Nahi, Raat ko sab Waapas Ghar hote Hain..

BF: To Main Aakhir Call kab karun ???
GF: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1120 views

Chand pe likh du naam tera ye

Chand pe likh du naam tera ye mere dil me khayal aata hai. Par...

Ek to mera haath vahan tak nahi jata hai
Dusra, yeh khayal dupehar ko aata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cool Raho Enki Tarh

Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..?
boy-Long Drive Pr..!!

girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saccha dost wo hota hai

Saccha dost wo hota hai,
.
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
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.
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Window ke samne aake bole??
.
.
.
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Abey kitna likhega ??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai… :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan Ne Aik Ghar mien Chori Ki

Pathan Ne Aik Ghar Chori Ki

Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz Bi Utha Li.. Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao.

Pathan:Khocha Hum Tum Ko Kia
Kafar Nazar Ata Hai..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hathi Ki Love Marriage Hoi

1 Chuenti Or Hathi Ki Love Marriage Hoi Next Day Hathi Ki Death Hogai

Chuenti Boli:
Wah Re Mohabbat, 1 Din Ka Pyar Mila, Ab Sari Zndagi Qabr Khodny Me Lag Jaigi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)