aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a

Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a!

Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain?

Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a!

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