aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a
Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a!
Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain?
Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a!
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 927 views
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1) Bike ho ya Car,
Usko Jahaz k jesy mat urrao,
Abey Rocket smjho Rocket,,
2) Koshish kro kisi se bhi Bd-Zbani na kro,
Direct Sir phaar do,,
3) Taaleem hr kisi ka Haq hy,
Isliye sochein k Zyada Parh kr ap kahin kisi ka haq
to nahi Maar rahy..!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Door Kisi Shehar Mein Apne Friend Ki Shadi Mein Gaya.
Par Raste Mein Kisi Wajah Se Bus Nikal Gayi Aur Vo Chalte Chalte Ek Gaanv Mein Pahunch Gaya.
Toh Santa Sochta Hai Kisi Ke Ghar Hi Raat Kaat Lete Hai, Yeh Soch Kar Woh Ek Ghar Ka Darwaja Khatt Khtata Hai.
Santa: “Ji Apke Ghar Mein Raat Gujarni Hai, Subah Chala Jaunga”
Aadmi: “Yeh Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai, Hum Nahi Rakh Sakte”
Santa Doosre Darwaje Par Aise Hi Pooochta Hai, Wahaan Bhi Ek Lady Bolti Hai Ye Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai Hum Nahi Rakh Sakte.
Kai Jagah Yahi Sunne Ko Milta Hai, Toh Last Mein Kuch Sochkar Ek Aur Darwaja Khatt Khtata Hai Aur Poochta Hai.
Santa: “Ye Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai Kya?”
Aadmi: “Haan, Kya Karna Hai Bolo”
Santa: “Ji Ek Raat Kaatni Thi.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father: If u pass in exams, I'll gift you 1 cycle son: If i fail?
Father: I'll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?
Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.
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Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .
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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
I saw someone in coffie shop,
Attractive, Graceful, Intelligent, Smart and Decent.
More like a celebrity.
I went to Closer...... .
OH GOD!!!!
Yeh Mirrors bhi na.Ufffffffffff
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Afridi lala tension na lu
me again ye record bana dun ga
ap ka apna misbah
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Beta: Kya is martaba abbu election me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte….
Élection me kya khare honge ?
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Raton ko uth ker
khayalon se ho ker
yadon me kho ker
Tumhe kya khabar hy
Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon,
Viraano me ja kerDAMAN pehla ker
ANSON baha ker
Tumhe kiya khabar hai Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon
tum to kaho ge kisi dil bur ki
Kisi DIL NASSHIN ki wafa mangti hon ,
Ye be galat hai
wo b ghlt hai
Me apne KHUDA se sirf BIJLI ane ke dua mangti hon :(
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admission hua .
Teacher: beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?
Pathan: hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya aya he…
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