Cinema poster
1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho?
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 698 views
Similar Jokes
Man: Doctor! Doctor! my wife feels she is a chicken. Doctor :- Do you want me to cure her. Man: NO! I want a new egg recipe.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
There was a couple who had been married for a
long time, and one day, they were walking through
the park together, when they saw a young couple
sitting on a bench, kissing each other very
passionately. So the wife said to the husband,
"Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband
said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Lady Was Kissing A Lion Inside A Cage In Circus Ring Master:
“Anyone Can Do It?”
Sardar: Main Aata Hoon Lekin Pehle Lion Ko Hatao
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help? Patient:
Sure, now i see the spots much clearer.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bacha: Abu mujhe motor cyle le kar den;
Baap: Beta Khuda ne yeh du tangain kiun dee hain? ;
Bacha: Aik kick marne ke leye, aur doosri gear dalney ke leye
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo
by imran (few years ago!)
teacher ne bachhe ki copy par note likha kripya bachhe ko nahalakar bheja kare.
bachhe ki mom ne note padne ke bad likha kar bheja bachhe ko padaya kare sungha na kare
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why did the Grammer teacher slap Santa’s Son?
B’coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items n PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai, Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri, wo to mein jawani me thi!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sher: O Budhe rukmuje tra khun pina ha
Budha kisi jawan admi ka piyo
Uska khun garam hoga
Sher: nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud ha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)