1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho?

2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 641 views

Le Tu Hi Bujha Le

Santa Ne Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Phook Maari To Uske Piche Se Poo Nikal Gayi,

Phir Phook Mari, Phir Se Poo Nikal Gayi,

Santa Gusse Mein Pichwada Ghumakar Bola: “Le Tu Hi Bujha Le…“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

methi batian

Wife: Main maike ja rahi hoon, talaaq ka notice bhej dongi!

Husband: Ja ja, meethi meethi baatain kar ke khush karne ki koshish mat kar....;-)

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Nafsiati Mareez

Nafsiati Mareez:
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Mujhay shadi nahin karni, mujy sb ortain buri lagti hyn.
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Doctor:
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Shadi kar lo, phir tumy sirf 1 orat buri lagy gi, baqi sb achi lagny lagain gi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny

A Funny Test

Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...

1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.

2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

There's teachers

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)