College ki girls ne strike ki
College ki girls ne strike ki.BOys ne bhi unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha “hamari mange”.Boys ne piche se kaha “SINDUR se bharo”.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 823 views
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