Sheikh Sahib on his death bed.

Sheikh Sahib on his death bed.
My wife where r u?
Yes,I m here!
My sons, My daughters, r u all here?
Yes,papa
Tay fer naal de kamray da pakha q chal rya aay?:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 591 views
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