Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein
Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein aalu nazar nahin aa rahe hai
Shyamu-Yaar naam par mat ja
Kashmiri pulav mei kabhi kashmir nazar aata hai kya.?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 712 views
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