BHAKT - Bhagwan Mujhe Wardan Do
BHAKT - Bhagwan Mujhe Wardan Do Ki Main Marne
Ke Baad Phir Zinda Ho Sakun
BHAGWAN- Ye Mere Bas Ki Baat Nahi Hai Putr, Ye
Toh Sirf Ekta Kapoor Hee Kar Sakti Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 765 views
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