Ustad Pathan se:

Allama Iqbal k ic shair ki Tashrih kro.

"Khol aankh zmin daikh, falak daikh, fiza daikh, Mashriq se ubharty hoy soraj ko zra daikh"

Pathan: Ic shair me Alama Iqbal kehtay hain k

"GOOD MORNING"
have a nice day.

by lescol (few years ago!) / 1003 views

Sardar ki Maa Sardar se

Sardar ki Maa Sardar se :
“Uth Ja ,Wekh Sooraj
Kadon da nikal aaya Ae……..”.
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Sardar :
“Te ki hoya Amma……
O Sonda V te Magrib ton pellhaan A…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gang of SARDARS

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

A man got a call from unknown number.

A man got a call from unknown number...

Girl: Hi, r u single?

Man: Yes, but who r u?

Ans: Your wife.
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number...

Girl: R u married?

Man: Yes, but who R u?

Girl: Your girlfriend,
U cheat!!

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.

Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte,
aaj tu bas ghar aaja..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Polio team darwazay pe ai

Polio team darwazay pe ai
Pathan: begum Bandooq or kartoos kahan hen.

Polio team bhagi

Pathan ne awaz di: Ruko ye humare bachon k naam hen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Judge said to Santa

Judge said to Santa: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahin hua lihaza tum ko baaizat barri kiya jata hai.

Santa: To kya main cycle rakh loon?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)