Banti ko dost ne khane pe bulaya.
Banti jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha aur likha tha maine tumhe pagal banaya :P

Banti ne hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya “Main toh aaya hi nahi tha” :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 961 views

SANTA Ur Son Is Dead

SANTA Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearng dis

Santa Jumps Frm50th Flor
35Flr He Realizs:I Dont Hav Son
20Flr:I m Not Marrid
&
3rdFlr:SHIT I m Banta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping

One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar. His Tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which Sardar told no, no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs. for which Sardar bargained for Rs.750. It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost."Our Sardar asked whether he will give two."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Bachcha Road Pe

Ek Bachcha Road Pe Kuttay Ko Le Ja
Raha Tha....

Ek Police Wala Hanste Huye:- Beta
Apne Bhai Ko Kahan Le Ja Rahe
Ho??
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Bacha: Police Me Bharti Karwane le ja rha hu Uncle

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum Sardaro Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte

Santa Tv Kharidne Ek Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola
Santa: “Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?”
Dukandaar: “Hum Sardaro Ko

Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte”
Santa Bada Hairan Hua Par Chup Chap Vapis Chala Gaya Par Ek

Mahine Baad Clean Shave Karva Kar Fir Usi Dukan Par Gaya Aur Bola

Santa: “Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?”
Dukandaar: “Ji, Ham Sardaron Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte”

Santa Phir Ek Mahine Baad Full Angrej Banke Usi Ke Pass Ja Pahuncha Aur Angreji Mein Bola
Santa: “What’s The Cost Of That Tv?”

Dukandaar: “Ham Sardaron Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte”
Santa Gusse Mein Aa Gaya Aur Galiya Deta Hua Bola: “Saale,

Tujhe Kaise Pata Chal Jata Hai Ke Main Sardar Hoon?”

Dukandaar: “Kyon Ke Ye Tv Nahi Microwave Oven Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikhari’s True Love

Bhikhari: 50 Rs. dedo sahab girlfriend ko phone karna hai….
Sahab Apni Girlfriend Se:

Dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend se kitna pyar karta hai…. “True Love”

Bhikhari: Nahi nahi sahab, usse pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari bana hoon…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)