Banti ko dost ne khane pe bulaya.
Banti jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha aur likha tha maine tumhe pagal banaya :P

Banti ne hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya “Main toh aaya hi nahi tha” :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 672 views

Tell Any Microsoft

Teacher : Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?

Sam : MS Excel
Deepu: MS Word

Rony: MS PowerPoint
CHIKKU: After Thinking A Lot-

"MS Dhoni".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kuch to pehan lo

1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

There is a man

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Texi wala

Texi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna
Bhada Lu?
Santa : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi Mei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Beta(Kanjus Pita se):

Beta(Kanjus Pita se): Papa Papa mujhe dur ka kam dikhai deta hai, chashma dilao na.

Pita: bata wo kya hai?
Beta: suraj

Pita: abe aur kitna dur ka dekha chahta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)