Banti ko dost ne khane pe bulaya.
Banti jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha aur likha tha maine tumhe pagal banaya :P

Banti ne hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya “Main toh aaya hi nahi tha” :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 676 views

Elephant & Ant were walking

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.

Then d elephant looked down toward d river.

Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y? Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pyar kerna nahi ata

Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata

Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai?

Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

pathan aur sardar

PATHAN: Hm Paani Q Peete hain??
Sardar: Nhi pata.
PATHAN:
BewaqoOoOff Hm Paani is liye Pete hain,
Q k hum Paani ko Kha nhi sakte

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Sardar and Bomb Joke

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)