Banti ko dost ne khane pe bulaya
Banti ko dost ne khane pe bulaya.
Banti jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha aur likha tha maine tumhe pagal banaya :P
Banti ne hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya “Main toh aaya hi nahi tha” :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 839 views
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