Hafte main shave
Girl:Tum Hafte Main Kitni Bar Shave Karte Ho?
Boy: Hafte Main Nahi, Din Main 30 Se 40 Baar.Girl:
Kya. . . ! Tum Pagal Ho?Boy: Nhi, Main "NAAYI"
Hoon.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 723 views
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