Teacher Pathan

Teacher:2 Mai Se 2 Minus Kr Do To Kya Bcha?

Pathan:Hum Ko Swal Smjh Nae Aya

Teacher:Tmare Pas 2 Rotian Thi
Tm Ne Un Ko Kha Lia Ab Kya Bcha? Pathan:Salan.

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