Sardar pizza lene aik pizza shop pe geya
Shop wala:
-”sir pizza k 4 piece krney hain ya 8?”
Sardar:-
4 kar de yar Pata nai 8 khadey v jandey ne k nai.

by Razzi (few years ago!) / 860 views

A Doctor Is Complaining To A Mechanic

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."

"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

funny

Kon kehta hai k Pakistan me job nai milti

Ye lo Jharu

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Or shandar career ka aghaz karo.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Jab Maine ache kapde Pehn

Pati- Jab Maine ache kapde Pehn k Bazar Jata hu to Sabziwala sabzi mengi deta hai Jab Gande Kapde pehn k jata hu to sasti

BV- Kal se Katora le k jana

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mulk k halaat

Pathan news paper parhtay huway:
Begum main is mulk k halaat sudhar doon ga.

BV: Pehle apni haalat to sudhar lo subha say
meri shalwar pehne ghoom rahe ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Medicine Not Available

Santa: Doctor! This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.

Doctor: Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)