In an examination hall, a gal asks santa sitting on d desk next 2 her,
"Mujhe is answer ki starting bata de baki main likh lungi".
Santa said, The"

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Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din

Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din
HOOR Ki Tareef Bayan Kr Rhe Thy,
K Hoor Aisi Hogi,
Hoor Wesi Hogi,
Jb Zyada Josh Aya To Phr Farmaya,
“Yr Ab Aap Logo Se Kya Behes Kron,
Bs Ye Jo Apne Muhalley Mein
Butt SAHAB Hain Un Ki Bachion Ko Hi Dekh Len!”
Qasam Se Hooren Hain Hooren..:-)

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Dulhan Andhe Pati Se=Kash

Dulhan Andhe Pati Se=Kash Tumhari Ankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn ko Dekh skte

Pati=Agr Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Ankho wale Tumhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete.

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Pathan Darwaza khol k Nahata tha

Aik pathan Hamesha Darwaza khol k Nahata tha.

Kisi ne pucha k ap aisa kyun kertay hain?

Pathan Bola: Mujhe Shak hai k mujhe Darwaze k nechay se koi daikhta hy.

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Q & A

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in most countries, son.

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The return of phoolan devi

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM

Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)