Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay wali Chezon mein Se aik cheez apno ki judai hai ”

So Plz. Aik 2 sms kar dia karo”Kal v halka jea bukhar ho gya c..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 507 views

If a girl get 98%

if a girl get 98% mark her response,
kamina 2 mark or de deta to uska kya jata tha,

if boy gets 35% mark he says:
check karne wala farishta tha yaar:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

14 million Pakistanis

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .

The barman says "Yes, thats them." So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3" Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!

" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki ka baap larke se

Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k
pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap
k bare ma yahi puch raha tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lady : I forgot the name,

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend

Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend Ke Purse Mein Se Mobile Phone Nikala Aur Socha Ki Chalo Check Karta Hun Ki Isne Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Kiya Hai

Aur Jab Usne Apna Number Dial Kiya To Jo Naam Screen Pe Aya Usko Dekh Ke To Bechare Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye,

Likha Tha, Recharge Wale Bhaiya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)