Mother: Santa
Mother: Santa tum 18 Years ki larki dekhar shadi karlo,
Santa: 2 bahu lekar ghar aata hai,
Mother: Kya hua?
Santa: 18 ki mili nahi to 9 – 9 ki 2 se shadi karli!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1132 views
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Ye Le Bachi Ka Number Kya Yaad Karega:P
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