Nirmal Baba Dukhi Hokar Shiv Ji Ke Pas Gay

Nirmal baba akhirkar dukhi hokar shiv ji k pas gaye
bole sare bhakt piche pade h,
shiv-beta kbhi jail gye ho.
Baba-nhi.
Shiv ji-jail hokar aao. Kripa aani suru ho jyegi.

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