John called his doctor’s office for an appointment.

I’m sorry, said the receptionist, We can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.

But I could be dead by then!

No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 770 views

Waah Re Pathano

Pathan Ne ek Bache Ka Kidnap Kiya Or Kaghaz Pe Yeh Likh Ke Bache Ki Peeth Pe Chipkaya

10 Lakh Kal Subah Pull Ke Neechy Pahuncha Do

Or Bache Ko Ghar Waapis Bhejh Diya

Doosrey Din Woh Pul Ke Neeche Gaya Tu Usse Paise Mil Gaye Or Sath Kaghaz Pe Likha Tha

Khuda Qasam Paise Ka Ghum Nahi, Ghum Iss Baat Ka Hai Ke Pathan Ne Pathan Ko Loota

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan 100 k note

Pathan 100 k note pe likha no. dial kar raha tha.

2nd pathan: ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
1st pathan: main dekh raha tha k quaid-e-azam to wafaat pa gaye to un ka mobile kis k paas hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

sardar to his wife:

sardar to his wife: Darling, years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.

Banto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml
now it’s 1.5 ltr.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhe kiun arrest kya

Santa: Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gayaa hai?
banta: maine 50 rupaye ka chillar diya. isliye.
santa: usme kya galti hai?
banta: maine chillar mein do 25 rupaye ka note
diyaa tha :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

on wedding night

-On Wedding Night-
Husband to Wife:
Sb sy pyar sy rhna,
Sb ki Respect krna,
Mery parents ki care krna,
Hamesha Sach bolna,
Dusron ki madad krna,
Baron ka Ehtram
OR
Choton sy pyar Krna!
.
Wife bad sy Uthi
OR
Room Ka Darwaza khol kr
Boli:

Sb Andar A jayn,
yahan Dars ho rha hy…

by A. Sami (few years ago!)