Bhai sahab time kya hua?

Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua? Man: Sham k 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1320 views
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