A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
:-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 881 views
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