Wife saw a sign board:
Wife saw a sign board:
Shafon suitRs 25
Coton suit Rs 15
Banarsi suit Rs 18
Wife:Give me Rs 5OOO i will buy 50 suit.
Husband:Andhi. dhobi ki dukan hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 915 views
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